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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
Why didn’t the teddy eat dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the maths book look so upset?
Because of all its problems.
Why are dogs bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
Where do sharks go on holiday?
Fin-land.
Morph one word into another by changing one letter at a time.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
A: He was outstanding in his field
Q: What are two things you can’t eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
A: An arm and a leg.
Q: Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek?
A: Because they're always spotted.
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