Dad Jokes (Happy Father’s Day)
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
A: He was outstanding in his field
Q: What are two things you can’t eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
A: An arm and a leg.
Q: Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek?
A: Because they're always spotted.
Artem Beliaikin
