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Q: Why was the math book so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Q: What does a spy do when they get cold?
A: They go undercover.
Q: Why can’t zoo animals take tests?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q: Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula?
A: Because he is a pain in the neck.
Q:Who did the ghost take on a date?
A: His ghoul-friend.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
Why didn’t the teddy eat dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the maths book look so upset?
Because of all its problems.
Why are dogs bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
Where do sharks go on holiday?
Fin-land.
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