Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

A: They don’t have the guts.

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Q: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

A: She looked surprised.

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Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field… of disappointment.

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Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

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Q: How does a penguin build its house?

A: Igloos it together. (Barely.)

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Q: I used to be addicted to soap...

A: But now I’m clean.