Bad Jokes
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
A: She looked surprised.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field… of disappointment.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together. (Barely.)
Q: I used to be addicted to soap...
A: But now I’m clean.
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