Bad Jokes
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: Odour in the court!
Q: What did the building say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play poker?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: What has words but never speaks?
A: A book!
Q: Why did the banana see a doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
